Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Great toys that won't break your budget

Let’s face it… It’s time to start forking out good money for Christmas presents.

Every year, I want to throw a screaming tantrum when the gifts I so carefully selected (and spent a fortune on) for B gets thrown into a corner minutes after tearing the wrapping paper off.

So this year I’m going the scientific route.

MSNBC.com asked toy makers from around the world to submit their new toys for 2006. Products had to be either educational or bargains ($25 or less). They chose 100 to test, including dolls, puzzles, craft sets, remote-control vehicles, electronic books, and building sets — all donated by the manufacturers.

The toys went to 15 child care centers in the greater Seattle area. About 2,000 kids played with these toys for two weeks. Then their teachers rated each one.

Here are the top-rated toys in the bargain category. Prices listed are approximate retail.

Toddler bargain
Baby's First EZ Dress Dolly Travel & Go (Goldberger Doll, $20, 18 months & up)

This dress-up doll is soft and cuddly and made specifically for toddlers. And it’s safe: no snaps, no buttons. All of the mix and match outfits and accessories (bow, bottle and Teddy Bear) use tiny non-adhesive plastic fasteners to stick in place.

That not only inspires the child’s imagination, it also helps develop small motor skills.

This play set, which includes a carrier and soft backpack car seat, comes with Goldberger’s unconditional lifetime guarantee. Everything is washable.

Preschool bargains
Moon Sand Castle Set (Spin Master, $20, 3 & up) I don't know what real moon sand feels like, but this stuff is weird — and I mean that in a good way! Moon Sand feels like gritty dough. It sticks together very easily, so kids can squish it and shape it any way they like. Even the teachers enjoyed playing with it.

Because it never dries out, kids can use their Moon Sand over and over again. It’s also water-resistant, so they can build a pond and fill it with water.

I asked one teacher if she would recommend this toy. “Yes, definitely,” she said. “I am a parent, and I'm thinking of getting it. My daughter is always telling me about it.

We tested the Moon Sand Castle Starter Set. It comes with molds, a shovel and one package of white Moon Sand, all in an inflatable storage case that serves as portable sandbox. It really helps contain the mess. You can buy extra Moon Sand in six colors.

My First RC GoGo Auto (Kid Galaxy, $22, 2 & up)
These big and chunky remote-control vehicles are simple enough for preschoolers to use. That’s because the color-coordinated controller, shaped like a steering wheel, only has two buttons —forward and left turn. It doesn’t take the kids long to master the controls.

There are various vehicles in the My First RC GoGo Auto line. Each is made from soft-cast molded PVC vinyl. We tested the school bus and police car. Turn on the police car and it starts to make siren sounds. It’s not too loud, and does add to the fun.
School-age bargains

Paintastic Paint Brush Pens (Elmer’s Products, $7-$13, 6 to 14 years)
Painting will never be mess-free, but the folks at Elmer's — yes, the same company that makes that popular white glue — have come up with a clever way to eliminate most spills.

The Paintastic Paint Brush Pens have the paint in the handle. Just unscrew the top and squeeze them to get started. The paint is non-toxic, washable and dries quickly. Parents, this is about as good as it gets.

The kids told me these brush pens are better than marker pens because the colors are brighter and they are able to do more things with paint. The really liked the fact that they did not have to dip the brushes into containers of paint.

There are various Paintastic sets; each with variety of vibrant colors.

Cosmic Catch (Hasbro Games, $25, 7 & up)
This year the old game of hot potato goes high tech. The battery-powered Cosmic Catch ball talks to kids and tells them what to do. Yellow begins, pass the ball to green. Here’s the really cool part — the ball knows what you did!

How can it do that? Each player (there can be six) wears a different color hand band. The ball recognizes those hand bands, so it knows your throws and if the right person catches it. Make a mistake or take too long and you loose. You’ll know, because the ball makes the sound of an explosion.

Source: MSNBC.com

Monday, November 27, 2006

Giving Thanks - The 5-year-old Way

Sigh... So Thanksgiving is out of the way, and it was great as always. B loved it and I tried very hard not to laugh at her list of things to be thankful for. (I made her name a few at the Thanksgiving table)

Here they are (in B's words)

I am gwateful for sweeties
uuuhm...cartoons
uuuhm....ice-cream
mmm....toys
mmmmmm....mmmmm.... mommy (this one came after a bit of prompting from my side)
and and... can I go watch cartoons, please?

So good to be appreciated.

Meanwhile, I was very greatful for the $2,000 I won over the Thanksgiving holiday playing my fave slots online at River Belle. I managed to put half of it away before squandering the other grand back into the casino. But no harm, no foul.

That money will go a long way toward Christmas expenses (which I'm too exhausted to think about right now...)

Friday, November 24, 2006

Play the Turkey Terminator!

If you, like me, are feeling like a stuffed turkey from all that Thanksgiving eating - Get your revenge by shooting the crap out of lots of gobbling turkeys.

It’s fun, and strangely addictive!

Play Turkey Terminator

Thanksgiving Sales - Survival Tips

Don’t leave the house without reading these Survival Tips first. Besides being remarkably insightful, it’s damn funny too!

It starts off like this:

“Sure, most of the world is going to be in the same store as you, and yes, you're probably going to bump into at least one person from your past who you've at one point or another slept with. But let us put it into perspective -- and we're talking to the women right now since, for most men, dressing up means wearing the slightly darker jeans and buttoning up that shirt.

Ladies -- imagine giving birth for ten hours while your husband/boyfriend/children stand at your side and say, "Can we go? Are you done yet? Seriously, are you done? Okay, I'm actually serious now, are you done? Do we need that? We don't need that. Don't get that. Seriously, why do you need that? Put that down. Fine, get it, but I don't think we need it. Are you done? Can we go? Seriously. Okay, I'm waiting in the car." Oh, you're also doing this while thousands of people are trying to buy your doctor at 30% off.

And that's kind of like dressing up for Black Friday.

Our advice? Wear sweat pants, wear pajamas, wear slippers if you have to, just don't wear anything that you wouldn't wear to a mosh pit in Mexico.”

Don’t miss out on tips like:

Nr 8: Taking Your Lover Is Like Taking A Walking Argument – Just Don’t.

Nr 4: Kids and Shopping Go Together Like Kids and Opened Bottles Of Hydrochloric Acid – Don’t Take Them.

Nr 2: Bring a Carefully Selected Like-Minded Friend Less Pretty Than You

And finally Nr 1: Stay Home, Get Naked and Buy Online

Read it

Thursday, November 23, 2006

My 10 Reasons to be thankful:

1. My beautiful (if sometimes demonic) little girl
2. The Turd is out of my life
3. I have a house to live in
4. I have warm food, warm clothes and a warm (if empty) bed
5. I’m still fit and healthy enough to run after a screaming kid in the supermarket
6. I still pass the Pencil Test (if I stretch my hands above my head)
7. My bunions don’t seem to have grown this year
8. I’ve finally stopped chewing my nails
9. I’ve won enough money playing online slots to support my chocolate habit
10. I haven’t had sex in so long, that I don’t miss it that much any more.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Your name on toast!

Thanksgiving is not a great time of year for everyone. There are those who don’t have a hell of a lot of things to be thankful for. (unlike me, who have loads of things to be thankful for - even if it's just stuff like being rid of The Turd)

So it’s always nice to make a difference, however small. And it’s even better if you have fun while doing it!

I love Your Name On Toast.

Basically, you give them money and they’ll write your name, web address or any words or message on toast and put it on their website.

Your toast will then act as a link to your website. The more you pay for your toast, the higher it will appear in the listings. Simple as that!

Check out: Your Name On Toast

Monday, November 20, 2006

1.1 million and counting!!

Still slotting it up (careful now - I said slotting, not slutting!). The River Belle King Cashalot progressive jackpot I've been relentlessly trying to win has now reached over $1.1 million!!

FFFuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!

Stand back people. This one's mine!

(unless you want to dump a lot of money in to make the jackpot even more without winning it - then you can go play at River Belle.)

Friday, November 17, 2006

Tired... Aching...

Need cool white wine to soothe my brow....

A foot rub would be nice...

Thanksgiving's around the corner

Can feel a headache coming on.

Where's that damn wine....

Thursday, November 16, 2006

New Nintendo Wii ad smashes YouTube records

Nintendo marketers must be lying drunk in celebratory champagne round about now.

The new official Nintendo Wii commercial is breaking YouTube viewing records.

Daily winners usually chart between 20,000-60,000 views; the Wii commercial? It's been viewed 738,986 times -- and counting -- making it the most watched video anywhere on YouTube.

Check it out…

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Time to rev up the love life

Who hasn’t pulled up next to a good-looking guy at a red light and wished you could somehow get in touch? (literally!)

Then check out FlirtingInTraffic.com. The idea is that you create a profile, upload a picture or yourself and your car and the print the FIT bumper sticker.

That's how potential suitors know you're an FIT member, so they can look you up by your sticker number on the site.

Imagine the thrill of sitting in traffic, spotting a cute guy and looking down at his bumper sticker – only to discover that he’s a FIT member!

Check it out.

Monday, November 13, 2006

No underwear required….

Do you prefer the freedom of not wearing any bunching, restricting, crawl-up-the-crack knickers?

According to a 2004 study, 9% of men and 7% of women go commando day-to-day. Now if you ask me, that’s just asking for a whole lot more laundry. No more wearing your favorite jeans a couple of times before washing, or wearing your trusty black trousers two days in a row because you’re feeling bloated and nothing else seems to fit.

In that light we welcome: Commandos - the evolution of underwear…

The sales-pitch reads: “The revolutionary, uniquely-shaped, cotton disposable patch that safely sticks in the curved seam of your jeans, pants, capris, & shorts so you can go underwear free in comfort, cushion your coochie, and protect your clothing.”

Check it out

Friday, November 10, 2006

The rock, paper, scissors World Cup: Pressure mounts

Top players from around the globe will gather in Toronto this weekend to compete for a C$10 000 prize and the title of world champion.

More than 500 contestants, including national champions from Australia, Norway and New Zealand, are expected to attend.

Tournament organiser Graham Walker said players will have to steel themselves against psychological pressure as players typically form teams and try to intimidate their opponents.

Players smack their fists into their palms and count to three before making one of three hand signals: a fist (rock), flat hand (paper) or two fingers (scissors). Paper covers rock, scissors cut paper and rock breaks scissors.

The Paper Scissors Stone Club was founded in England in 1842 and provided an environment free from the long arm of the law where enthusiasts could come together and play for honour, according to the World RPS (Rock Paper Scissors)Society Web page.

In 1918, the name was changed to World RPS Club to reflect the growing international representation and its headquarters moved from London to Toronto. In 1925 its membership topped 10 000.

The world championships have been held since 2002.

Source: Reuters via News24.com

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Eyeing that million....

PS. King Cashalot’s jackpot is over $930,000.00.

Needless to say, I’ve been glued to my pc, playing every chance I get.

Go to River Belle if you want to play along. Just don’t tell me if it’s you who wins, instead of me…

What came first - the bra or the shopping bag?

Triumph International Japan created the ultimate in baggy underwear (hiehie..)

Trust the Japanese to come up with crazy shit that no-one would ever dream of spending money on. Ever.


Aptly called the “No! Shopping Bag Bra” (personally, I think they should’ve just stopped at ‘No!”), this bra can be converted into a shopping bag. This environmentally-friendly lingerie is designed to promote the reduction of plastic bag consumption.

How clever. Now all you have to do once you reach the check-out point is whip off your bra and start packing stuff in it… I’m sure that’ll be a crowd pleaser…

Unless you’re supposed to use it as a bag first, and then wear it… Just hope none of the perishables leaked…..

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

My horoscope for today:

Although yesterday saw you feeling a little tense to say the least, today you will be a centre of calm in a fairly stormy atmosphere. A close friend or work colleague will be in need of your temperate mood as they look for assistance to resolve a relationship conflict that is in danger of exploding.


I've always wondered about these horoscopes. Don't get me wrong, I love reading them, but how can a little paragraph apply to every single Taurus in the world? Did all Tauruses have really bad days yesterday? I guess keywords like "tense" "mood" "conflict" etc. are universal and we jump on the chance to make it relevant to our lives.

But nevermind. I still love trying to find any relevance to my own life in those damned things - especially when they speak about love and sex and good fortune!

Maybe mine will say something about winning a great fortune tomorrow. I've been hard at work on those damn progressive jackpots, playing and playing...

Keep an eye, Lady Marmalade will still be the next Mega Millions millionaire!

Well... at least I should be, with all the time and money I've spent playing it...

Monday, November 06, 2006

Rediscovering Christmas through a child’s eyes…

Christmas is not a great time for a lot of people. I used to love Christmas. Being too excited to sleep the night before, rushing down to open presents the next morning, the smells, the lights, the big old Christmas tree – there was nothing quite like it.

But somewhere between a bitter divorce, raising B on my own and everything else that brought along, I lost the ability to feel the magic. Christmas became just another expense – just another item to charge to already-overdrawn credit cards.

So I’ve been dreading the “Festive Season” and the inevitable gloom that descends upon singletons. No-one to love, no-one to love me, no-one to wake me Christmas morning with breakfast in bed and a special, personal gift, no-one to appreciate my special-recipe eggnog and snuggle up to afterwards.

Just. No. One.

Bring on the booze...

So although Christmas is still 7 weeks away, I’ve vowed to make this year different. I’m going to rediscover Christmas through a child’s eyes. My child’s eyes. I’m going to make it the most magical, amazing, super-fantastic holiday she’s ever had.

And in that way I’m going to reclaim the miracle that is Christmas. By making it such a special day for such a special person in my life. Someone who deserves having the best Christmas with the best presents and the best mommy.

Ho ho ho!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

New Wondercup for men lifts, seperates and extends...

Sydney - An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" - a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents.

"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear features a "Wondercup", a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing".
Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.

The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'Wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."

The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world and is distributed to more than 70 countries via internet sales.