My 10 Reasons to be thankful:

1. My beautiful (if sometimes demonic) little girl
2. The Turd is out of my life
3. I have a house to live in
4. I have warm food, warm clothes and a warm (if empty) bed
5. I’m still fit and healthy enough to run after a screaming kid in the supermarket
6. I still pass the Pencil Test (if I stretch my hands above my head)
7. My bunions don’t seem to have grown this year
8. I’ve finally stopped chewing my nails
9. I’ve won enough money playing online slots to support my chocolate habit
10. I haven’t had sex in so long, that I don’t miss it that much any more.

Happy Thanksgiving!!