Smart people get less hangovers...the bastards
Right… Scientists have proven that smart people don’t suffer from bad hangovers like the rest of us.
Quote: New research by Scottish scientists suggests that smart people are less likely to repeatedly experience the excruciating headache, nausea, dry mouth and sensitivity to light and sound that can follow a heavy night out. Unquote.
"The main finding of this study was that higher IQ scores at 11 years of age were associated with a reduced risk of alcohol induced hangovers in middle age," said Dr David Batty (hahaha!) of the University of Edinburgh.
Now here’s the kicker….
“The researchers suspect people with high IQ scores suffer fewer hangovers because they respond better to advice not to binge drink.”
Millions wasted just to prove that intelligent people are smart enough not to get horribly shit-faced.
Whatever. Make that a double, please!
Quote: New research by Scottish scientists suggests that smart people are less likely to repeatedly experience the excruciating headache, nausea, dry mouth and sensitivity to light and sound that can follow a heavy night out. Unquote.
"The main finding of this study was that higher IQ scores at 11 years of age were associated with a reduced risk of alcohol induced hangovers in middle age," said Dr David Batty (hahaha!) of the University of Edinburgh.
Now here’s the kicker….
“The researchers suspect people with high IQ scores suffer fewer hangovers because they respond better to advice not to binge drink.”
Millions wasted just to prove that intelligent people are smart enough not to get horribly shit-faced.
Whatever. Make that a double, please!
posted by Lady_Marmalade at 7:17 AM
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