Bye-bye pretend lover – aloha Virtual Boyfriend!

I love the way they sell this insane Tamagotchi-style product – a “pocket-sized pretend partner to be proud of that will perfect your relationship skills” The idea is to keep up to 9 different cyber partners happy by taking them out, complimenting them, buying them gifts and doing naughty things with them.

Erm….naughty things??

I really hope there’s no manual with full color pictures or descriptions…

Alternatively, if you don't like your date you can attempt to get dumped by insulting them and giving crappy presents. Just like real life. Alternatively you can press reset and try your luck with someone else.

Which is nothing like real life.

Aaaah… Love on a keyring – who knew??

Get your own!